Mr.Bean

[Rajkumar]

COLOR TV
Mr.Bean is buying a TV. Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please.
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LONG FLIGHT

Mr.Bean calls British Airways. How long does it take to fly to London?

Just a sec, comes an answer.Thank you. says the Mr.Bean and hangs up!
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Drunken Driving

Mr.Bean was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just before the
trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel
on his table and shouted, Order, order.

Mr.Bean immediately responded, Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch
and soda.

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Mr.Bean went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, Doctor,
will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
Yes, of course, said the doctor, why not!
Oh! How nice it would be , said Mr.Bean with joy, I have been illiterate for
so long.